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It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
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ryan howard is everything
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im making friends with the netflix customer service guy
how sweet of you
I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME
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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
"To live would be an awfully big adventure."
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I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-
Roosterteeth + Dancing
(requested by canadiangirlftw)
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Never apologize for your fluency in english.
If you have a different mother tongue, you are under no obligation to know english at all, let alone fluent english.
Never let anyone make you feel bad for not speaking proper english.
Be proud of your mother tongue.
Why should we learn their language when they mock and refuse to learn our own.
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BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG
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I have been looking for this gifset my entire life.
Seriously the funniest moment of Toy Story.
i think i’ve reblogged this before but who cares i love it
Shit this popped up on my dash
I have to reblog it
This movie is 17 years old and this scene is still funny.
this will never not be funny.
gettin real tired of your shit
always quoting this to my mum, and she gives me that look^
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
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